house paperwork

Remember those little pencil drawings of the front porch plan that Mare did a couple of weeks ago, and how we hoped they'd be enough for the Building Inspector?  Well, they weren't.  We really didn't expect them to be, so back to the drawing board we went.  And by "drawing board", I mean the concrete slab of the front porch, where we measured and drew and measured again and tried to anticipate questions and finally came up with four pages for the Building Inspector.

Paperwork

Remember those little pencil drawings of the front porch plan that Mare did a couple of weeks ago, and how we hoped they'd be enough for the Building Inspector?  Well, they weren't.  We really didn't expect them to be, so back to the drawing board we went.  And by "drawing board", I mean the concrete slab of the front porch, where we measured and drew and measured again and tried to anticipate questions and finally came up with four pages for the Building Inspector.

The site plan and the elevations, with the suggestions y'all made:

A framing plan:

And a materials list:

So now we wait for approval of the building permit.

Just Because

A bit of backstory:  All around the house, at the point where the overhang of the eaves meets the wall of the house just above the wide trim boards, whoever built the house used chair rail.  It's a little bit of decoration on a mostly plain Queen Anne Cottage and I've always liked that detail.  When I picked out the colors for the house this time, I chose a dark grayish brown for the chair rail, a color that I never really liked but chose because it coordinated well with the other paint colors.  

So now that I've told you that, a couple of days ago I was doing some invisible but necessary work on the front of the house: painting the eaves and soffit along where the new front porch will go.  I say invisible because, except for the fascia boards at the edge, the rest of it will be hidden once the new porch roof goes up; necessary because the soffit needs to be painted to protect the wood and that's a lot easier now than clambering up onto the porch roof to do it after the porch is built.

Anyhow, there I was on the front of the house, scraping away paint from the chair rail under the eaves that will never be seen again and getting a crick in my neck from looking up.  A big chunk of paint popped off the chair rail and underneath I saw bright turquoise blue.  At one time the chair rail was painted that color!  I love turquoise blue.  It's one of my favorite colors, in all shades.  

Y'all know what happened next, right?

I briefly considered what the house would look like with turquoise blue trim.  I worried that other people might think it was ugly.  Then I decided that, by golly, it's my house and I love that color and I think it would look great!  

So I painted the chair rail turquoise.  

And I painted the underside of the eaves the same pale blue as the side porch ceiling.  Just because.

I think the house looks happier.  I know I am.

Third Time's The Charm

First, the guy who delivered the lumber for the side porch.

Second, a firefighter friend.

Third, the mailman who politely mentioned it.

So now I have a house number.  Yes, I did use my kindergarten skills to trace around the house numbers Steve removed from the now-demolished front porch.  I used a ball-point pen.  The whole process, including the scribbly coloring-in, took about two minutes.

It ain't beautiful, but it serves the purpose.

Welcome

Nothing says "Welcome to my home!" like a boarded-up front door.  I mean, really, the door, the boarded-up window, the welcome mat thrown to the side...it just screams of curb appeal.

The mailman came by the other day, stopped in his tracks on the front porch, and said, "Uhhhh...."  Apparently my request to hold my mail didn't get there before he started his route.  (I have a mail slot in the front door and no mailbox.)  I jokingly told him he could use that hole in the plywood down close to the floor and just poke the mail through that.  He said that was very kind of me to offer, but after today he'd just throw my mail in a box and I can come by the post office to get it.  That probably works better for all of us.

So why is my front door still boarded over, weeks after we finished tearing off the porch?  I knew y'all would ask that.

It's not procrastination.  Not this time, anyway. I actually put this piece of plywood up after the porch demo was finished.  

With no porch roof to protect it, the front door was taking a real beating from all the sun and the rain.  After about a week or so it looked pretty bad.  See all that faded wood and the shellac peeling off on the bottom half of the door?  I didn't want to let that keep happening for another month or so (and that's being really optimistic!) without a porch roof, so I boarded it up.  That stopped the damage.  I'll still have to give the door a really nice spa day with Howard's Feed-N-Wax and Restor-A-Finish after this is all over.  Poor little front door.  

ps:  Check out the color of the sky in that first photo.  Not edited.  The sky really was that blue the other day.  Amazing.

Back To The Front

Things are moving right along on the front porch.  Yep, moving right along at a snail's pace. I finally got the last of the demolition debris off the front porch, so I was ready to start building the new porch about five minutes after that.  And then Mare said he's going to Montana and Wyoming for two weeks.  Also, there's the tiny problem of not having a building permit yet.  Remember way back in March, when I said I didn't want to be building the new porch in the blazing heat of July and August?  Well, it looks like that's exactly what we'll be doing.

The process to obtain a building permit in one of Lexington's historic districts is...um...interesting.  First I have to apply for a Certificate of Appropriateness (a name which never fails to crack me up) from the Historic Preservation Commission.  They have to approve any exterior work on a building in a historic district, including paint colors.  Once I have a COA in hand, then I have to apply for a Building Permit.  It's possible to get the approval for one and not the other--it's rare, but it happens.  I went before the HPC back in March when this whole thing started and my COA is a two-for-one deal: it gave me both permission to demolish the old front porch, and permission to build the new one, provided the new one looks substantially like the house's original porch.  The President of HPC is my neighbor, and as he put it the other day, "It would be very unfortunate if you don't get a building permit, now that you've demolished the front porch."  Indeed.

So on Wednesday I'll fill out the Building Permit Application and attach the COA to it.  The prior Building Inspector and Codes Enforcement Officer (she who famously said "Continue on!", giving me her permission to do something which I knew I already had permission for, ahem) told me back in April that my building permit would have to have a detailed drawing of the planned construction including exact dimensions and a plan for attaching the porch to the house.  She's since moved on to another job (and I can't say I'm unhappy about that) so Mare decided to go with a minimalist approach to the paperwork accompanying the building permit.

The little squares mark the placement of the porch posts.  The L-shaped area around them is the concrete slab, which will stay.  The porch posts are set in a ways from the edge of the slab, but that's where the posts were originally, based on witness marks on the sides of the house.  We know from photos of the house that there were originally three posts at the corner of the porch, so we're duplicating that.

The posts will actually be turned posts (I think Home Depot calls them "Colonial"), although Mare drew them straight because he said, "I don't wanna mess with all the squiggly lines."  Fair enough.  

We'll see if this paperwork passes muster.  If not, it'll be back to the drawing board.  Literally.