I'm gonna need a new ladder. See how that cross-bar is bent way out of whack? Yeah, it did that when I was standing on the third rung from the top of the ladder. So then the ladder fell over.
And gouged the newly-painted door and trim.
But somehow missed hitting my great-grandmother's china cabinet which is just to the right of that photo above.
Oh, and when the ladder fell over I fell down. Down about five feet onto the hardwood floor. Mostly on my hiney. I have a giant bruise on my hiney, which I will not show y'all no matter how much you beg. Just take my word for it.
I also landed on my left wrist. Which caused my hand to bend backwards weirdly. Now I have to wear this.
