Fifty Years From Now...

I did something today which will make me a Stupid Previous Owner.  Yes, I, after all the complaining about the many SPOs of the Kelly House, have done something stupid. 

First, a photo of today's measly progress:

And now—the evidence of my impending SPO status:
Please note that there is no wallpaper behind the curtains.  Gasp!  Horrors!  I know, I know, it's lazy.  It's kinda stupid.  But ask me if I care and I will tell you, "Nope".  Ask me if it's gonna bother me in the least to know that there's no wallpaper behind the curtains and I will tell you, "Not a bit".  I thought it would bother me, I really did.  After all, I've never cut corners on anything I've done in or to this house before.  But today, something came over me.  My don't-give-a-sh*t level was running extraordinarily high.  And so it will stay that way and no one will know it but me.  Well, me and anyone who reads this.  Until...

Until someday fifty years or so from now, when someone else will come along and decide they don't like the dining room drapes...and when they pull them down, Wabam!  They'll discover that I didn't wallpaper all of the walls.  And they'll say, "It was that crazy little old lady with all the cats who did this, I just know it!"  That makes me laugh.  Just the thought of it.  Hoo, boy!