White Trash Bob is a prince among men. As if what he's done already hasn't proven that, here's my most recent conversation with him, Exhibit #23,874 in the case for WTB princeliness:
Me: You know that fence I'm tearing down in my back yard? Well, someone had the idea of pulling it down with a truck. You think that'd work?
WTB: Oh, it'd work. Would you like to borrow my truck?
Me: Actually, I was hoping you would help me.
WTB: Okay, but I can't come over today. Call me on Monday and we'll see what we can do.