Ain't Got No Alibi

I was never a cheerleader, but the ceiling in my back bedroom (aka the Room of Shame) inspires me to break out a cheer.

Ready? Oh-kay!

Wait.  I gotta show y'all something first.

 Look at that dropped ceiling.  Pretty bad, huh?  Nice water stains over there on the side too.

Ready?  Oh-kay!

Wait.  You gotta see this, too.

Above the dropped ceiling, guess what?  Another yucky ceiling!  I think it's acoustic tile, probably asbestos.

Ready?  Oh-kay!

Wait, wait.  One more.  No, really, y'all have to see this.

A close-up of the second ceiling.  Part of it's gone.  That's what makes it really special.  Alright, now we're ready.  Pick up those pom-poms.

Ready?  Oh-kay!

U-G-L-Y!  You ain't got no alibi!  You're UGLY!  Hey, hey, you're ugly!