I knew it would happen sooner or later. Joe The Floor Guy got wind that Charlie and I are doing the floors ourselves. Joe hit me up on Facebook chat.
Joe: Hired a free agent, didya? You're on the list now...the bad list.
Me: I feel really bad about not hiring you, but honestly....I can't afford you.
Joe: Just kidding. Where are the finishing pics?
Me: We're a long way from finished. That's as far as we got on our days off.
Joe: DAYS?! I could've had it done in a day! Haha.
Me: That's cause you & your family are like the MLB of floor refinishing....we're more like the Little League team that's in last place....or the Bad News Bears.
Joe: Make sure you get all that old varnish off, or the new stuff won't bond right.
Me: Okay.
Joe: Do a light sand between coats.
Me: Okay.
Joe: And get in the corners good. Do you know how to get in the corners?
Me: Ummm....
Joe: I'll just come over Wednesday and evaluate your progress.
Me: No! I'm afraid you'll walk in and be all, OH MY GOD, you're doin it ALL WRONG!!
Joe: Duh. You know I'm gonna say that. But I can give you a little free advice.
Me: I am scared.